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Some more ridiculous sex tips from the internet you just shouldn’t believe

Published on:17 December 2020, 19:40pm IST
If you want to get your partner moaning with excitement in the bedroom, make sure NOT to try any of these ridiculous sex tips!
Geetika Sachdev
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Hey gal pals, and all you amazing ladies, we are back with yet another episode of ridiculous sex tips that you must not believe AT ALL! We know how steaming things up in the bedroom sounds like a whole lot of fun, but it can go haywire, if you try bizarre advice that’s written on the web. 

That’s why we are here to rescue you, because we want you to have a good time between the sheets. There’s really no harm doing all kinds of sex experiments with your partner, only if they are comfortable with it. But whatever you do, just REFRAIN from all these sex tips. 

So without further ado, let’s get down to knowing all these tips. You might roll your eyes, but well, we can’t blame you at all: 

1. Introduce doughnuts into your lovemaking

Ewww! This sounds so gross. C’mon, why on earth would you want to get doughnuts in the way of your lovemaking? Enjoy the dessert separately, because well, it’s not like you want to put a ring on your partner’s penis. Anyhow, it doesn’t sound sexy at all. Rather, you won’t want to see doughnuts (or eat) them for the rest of your life. So ladies, come what may, stay away from doughnuts when you have sex.

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Enjoy doughnuts only as your desserts! Image courtesy: Shutterstock
2. Have sex immediately after practicing yoga

All we can do is laugh hard. What does this even mean? Experts on the internet suggest it’s because your libido is on a high right when you are done with yoga. Well, ladies, even if it’s true, would you want your partner to be drenched in all of your sweat? Plus, we are sure even your partner doesn’t want to indulge in smelly sex. So ladies, practice yoga, take some time off, have a nice shower, and then maybe try this? We think that’s definitely a better plan!

3. Play a horror film in the background

Do this only if you want to end up with a sex horror story yourself! We’ve heard of playing soft, romantic music to relax your senses, while you are having sex. But who on earth suggests a horror movie? We don’t think you are looking for chills and thrills during sex, right? Because you never know your partner might just GHOST you, after this session. We don’t think you’d want that, would you? So, for heaven’s sake, please steer clear of this one.

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4. Drizzle some honey between your legs

Your partner is surely going to say ‘oh! honey’, when you bring up this ridiculous sex tip! Imagine feeling all sticky, maybe it attracts the bees, but it will certainly push your man away. And why would you want to feel like you’re overflowing womanhood? Doesn’t it all sound too bizarre? Well, in a nutshell, stay away from it, is all we can say!

So ladies, save your relationship and DO NOT try these sex tips for anything in the world!

Geetika Sachdev Geetika Sachdev

An independent writer and journalist, Geetika loves sharp and fresh humour, just like her coffee! If not writing, you'll find her cafe-hopping and raiding the best book stores in town.