9 things you will relate to if you are a caffeine addictPosted on:22 September 2021, 10:00am IST
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Coffee! It’s not a beverage, it’s an emotion for the ones who relish it in any form – be it a cold brew, a latte or a double shot of espresso. From early morning to late nights, coffee or caffeine is what for most of us helps us keep going.
Some of the nicest things which every caffeine lover will relate to are mentioned here. But, wait. Let me sip my coffee first! Yes, after all, bad mornings deserve a second chance.
1. Pipe down, let me enjoy it
Yes, every caffeine lover has never done multitasking while enjoying their cup of latte. You don’t seem to make sense unless you sip your magical energy potion.
2. Gotta be productive, have some
Your brainstorming begins from coffee. You feel like all the good ideas pop up from everywhere after your first sip.
3. Aiyyo! Gotta go to the loo
Well, if you know you know, coffee is what keeps our poop cycle in regularity and if you don’t want to mess it up, black coffee is the go-to solution for you.
4. I swear I don’t have a split personality!
This is what you say after you have had your first cup of coffee! Don’t worry, admit it. The ‘hangry’ version of you suddenly switches to your bright-eyed and bushy-tailed version.
5. Your best snack partner
For you, be it your favourite pizza, burger or fries, only coffee seems to be the best companion for it. When your obsession with coffee is brought up, the only thing you feel is: “Bro, it’s not an addiction, we are just in a committed relationship”.
6. When things go wrong, as they sometimes will, I’ll sip my coffee and bounce back within
Everyone should believe in something. I believe I will have another coffee and make everything right. This seems to be your solution to every problem.
7. That divine smell
You feel like love is in the air, and it feels like coffee to you. You feel that black as the devil, hot as hell, pure as an angel and sweet as a love drink, is heavenly and that smell is what takes you to paradise.
8. You are the barista in your group
You feel like you are the official coffee maker in your group. Be it dalgona (Yes, the trend of Covid-19 lockdown 1) or the classic cappuccino, you just nail all of it.
9. Caffeine making risk. High alert!
Yes, you don’t have trust issues, it’s just that you can’t trust someone putting lots of sugar and less caffeine in your cup. You prefer your coffee with cream and your literature with optimism. Being a coffee lover that’s all you want.
Now, let me tell you it’s all not for your love of caffeine. There are more reasons to love it.
- It improves mood and brain function
- It boosts metabolism and fat burning
- It also enhances exercise performance
There are more reasons to savour caffeine, but for now, let me just grab one!